Everywhere I look these days I see the catchy headlines which go something like this: "The top 5 (or 8 or 10) Things You Need to Know About ___(insert topic here). And I get all excited thinking, oh boy, now I'm really going to learn something useful, but after clicking on these articles and reading them, I'm left with not a whole lot more than what I started with. The articles seem so promising! The top ten things you need to know to have a great marriage! The top five things about epilepsy! The top eight things you need to know about Ukraine! The list goes on, and yes, perhaps there are things that I "need to know," but for whatever reasons at the end of my perusal, I still know pretty much the same stuff. It's exciting to think that in the few brief minutes spent on these articles, I will come out educated and enlightened and it's just another dash of reality when instead I'm left feeling unfulfilled. So with that said, I present to you my own vers...